A good fight song should be simple and uplifting, you know?How do you mean?Something, I don't know, like (Singing) We got to go out right now and win the game or else our lives will never be the same. But now that our athletes proudly take the stage, we up in the stands proudly refuse to act our age. There's nothing we love more than our sports and ball. We rally behind our champions, warts and all. With all of our might, we're strong, sing right along, everyone sing our Reduced fight song.I don't even sing. How did that work? Was that good?That is really, really good. And it reminded me of some other fight songs I've heard. And that's good.Oh, come on. Give me a break, Reed. You're always picking on me. It's better than your fight, fight, kill, kill, ooga, ooga.Oh, oh, back off, pretty boy. Don't make me crush you musically.Oh yeah?

Bring it on, old man. I'll smack you so hard, your hair will grow back.Bring it on.Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait, Reed, Reed, do that thing that you were just doing.Fight, fight, kill, kill? I thought you hated that.I do, but humor me.REDUCED SHAKESPEARE COMPANY: (Singing) Fight, fight, fight, fight, kill, kill, kill, kill, fight, fight, fight, fight, kill, kill, kill, kill, we got to go out right now and win the game. Or else our lives will never be the same. But now that our athletes proud / we take their tongues. Way up the stands proudly refuse to act their age. There's nothing we love more now than / smashing their fingers. We rally behind our champions, warts and all / with all of our might we're we strong, sing right along. Everyone sing our Reduced fight song.

Fight song, fight song.Oh, wow. That came together, right?That was really, really good.Yeah. Wow, we were like a quartet.The Reduced Shakespeare Company, among the questions we are not going to LED Low Bay Light to get to.Oh no.Chess boxing, is this for real? If so, where is it played?It is real. It's in Europe.And about jarts, aka lawn darts, America's most famous sport?Oh, there's a reason why it's America's most famous sport.